Writing Prompts That Don't Suck

Use this line of dialogue in your story.

"I don’t want to fail just because other people have terrible taste."


Start your story with this sentence:

Every morning I wake up in the armpit of this alien world.


All of this stuff. Use it in your story.

Genre: tragicomedy
Person: a psychic pizza-delivery woman
Problem: There’s a funeral, but the casket is empty.


Use all of these brilliant words in your wondrous story:

jigger, lampoon, cavalcade, amalgamate, tableau, phosphorescence, paraphernalia


Write a story with these three things in it.

a slightly incompetent jazz band, a locket, a gross of plastic dinosaurs


Write about someone who’s just tired of everything and finds a positive way to deal with it.


Use all of these things in your story. Your story that you should have already started writing:

a snarky introvert, the basement of a pizza place, a mysterious piece of metal


Use this line of dialogue somewhere in your story, even if you don’t want to:

"I’m just doing what the fortune cookie said. Who am I to stand in the way of fate?"


Broaden your linguistic horizons and use these seven words in your story:

insidious, blanch, narcotic, fealty, jamboree, ephemera, pussyfoot


Jesus and a unicorn walk into a party. Jesus brought some deviled eggs for an appetizer. The unicorn is bored. Write about what happens next.



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